Humor – Alien Probe

December 28, 2012

AL QAEDA DISBANDS – From BOROWITZ REPORT

This made me laugh.

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The international terror group known as Al Qaeda announced its dissolution today, saying that “our mission of destroying the American economy is now in the capable hands of the U.S. Congress.”

Read more: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2012/12/al-qaeda-disbands-says-job-of-destroying-us-economy-now-in-congress-hands.html#ixzz2GOCIPovq

I just wish is wasn’t so close to the truth.

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